The Vintage Watcher

Callista Gingrich! The GOP candidates’ “Miss Thing.” More fun than looking at Newt, no? After the Rick Santorum deal, I got sick of looking at politicians’ pictures. There are few things more nauseating. So instead I decided to look see what kind of watch Callista Gingrich is wearing. She’s so fun with the big Southern Belle hair and Tiffany Jewelry and that frozen (girl, don’t you dare say Botox) expression on her face that veers between Southern Sweet Tea and ice cold scorn, bitch.  I thought for sure she would be wearing a Tiffany watch, but that distinctive bracelet is not a Tiffany design. So, we learn that Callista is also amenable to wearing Cartier. I believe she is wearing Cartier Tank Americaine (God Bless Americaine!) small (of course, for the petit 3rd wife of Newt) in 18K white gold with what appears to be an ivory dial, and quartz movement (because only the wretched wind their own watches). Now, I’m sure she has the round-cut diamond encrusted bezel version (one feels positively naked without diamonds) at $39,300 MSRP (because Callista don’t buy discount. You know she went to the boutique so she could receive some proper sucking up.) I hope she didn’t buy the version with the diamond encrusted bracelet at $101,000, because that would be positively nouveau riche.